Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2005 1:10:38 GMT 12
Gidday
Well I have a sense of humour and I don't mind the odd joke. Or even the other sort of joke as long as it is not too discussting.
So to the poing, let's start here with a joke about putting the cat of of the bag.
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
A couple were
dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night
light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door
to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots
back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,
the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the
driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they
drive away. "Stupid pregnant dog was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a
parked car...
Cheers
Well I have a sense of humour and I don't mind the odd joke. Or even the other sort of joke as long as it is not too discussting.
So to the poing, let's start here with a joke about putting the cat of of the bag.
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
A couple were
dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night
light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door
to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots
back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,
the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the
driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they
drive away. "Stupid pregnant dog was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a
parked car...
Cheers